- Some love is fire, some love is rust. But the finest, cleanest love is lust.
- The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same as the difference between a beautiful and a plain woman - a matter of millimetres.
- "You did well, Oddjob. I'm glad to see you are in training. Here -" Goldfinger took the cat from under his arm and tossed it to the Korean who caught it eagerly - "I am tired of seeing this animal around. You may have it for dinner." The Korean's eyes gleamed.
- "I come from the South. You know the definition of a virgin down there? Well, it's a girl who can run faster than her brother."
"Why?" Captain Flume managed to croak finally.
"Yes," said Yossarian. "He poisoned the squadron."